I intend on living forever... so far so good.

abbythenormalone:

fortheloveofneps:

marththebland:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING 

(via official-scientist)

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buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

(via supernaturalsalad)

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crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

*slow FUCKING clap

(Source: sandandglass)

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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: prouvarian, via outofclutterfindsimplicity)

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John Green; Looking For Alaska (via ohwhereareyoualaska)

(via the-doctor-on-the-iron-throne)

Books are a weird collaboration between author and reader: You trust me to tell a good story, and I trust you to bring it to good life in your mind.
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 I call it being professional. Do it right. With a smile. Or don’t do it.

(Source: bilboo, via gazetiel)

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Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.

(Source: theofficescreencaps, via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

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